🚨💀 Indie Studio on Life Support After Steam Says "Nope!" 💀🚨 So, gather 'round, fam! 🎪 Santa Ragione – yeah, the indie studio that's officially *not* living their best life right now – just got slapped harder than Drake at a karaoke bar when Valve said “Horses” can’t come to the party. 🐴❌ Let’s break it down: they’ve got a horror game where college kids chill on a farm... but plot twist! 🤯 The horses are actually naked humans wearing horse masks. 🤠💃 Talk about giving *horseplay* a WHOLE new meaning! This game should be reviewed by a psychiatrist, not a content review team! 💔📉 “[Valve] said the content was sus,” said an imaginary developer with a questionable taste, likely while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes. 🤷‍♂️🍵 Meanwhile, this indie squad’s plans to drop “Horses” on Epic, GOG, and Itch make it sound like they’re trying to find a new prom date after getting ghosted! 😭💔 And here’s the punchline! 🎤 “We’ll make it work, even if we have to sell lemonade on the side.” 🙄🚀 🔥🔥💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: upcoming trend in horror games? Human-Horse hybrids living in our nightmares, and if you tell me this *won't* be a DLC, you're just coping! 😤🤖 Get your stonks ready, pals — because we’re about to ride this meme wave straight to the moon! 🚀💀💰 #HorsePower #IndieDevStruggles #ValveIsSus