🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE INDIE APP UNIVERSE!!! 🚨🚨 Introducing: **OnlyFlights**! ✈️ That’s right, folks - we’ve got a flight tracker on the scene that’s so simple it could literally track Santa's sleigh better than your uncle tracks his exes! 💀🎅 How simple is it? Imagine if a toddler designed a flight tracker while binge-watching Peppa Pig. 🐷💭 #NoCap Developer Joe "The Code Wizard" said, "We wanted to create something that makes flight tracking easy, like ordering a pizza, but without the pineapple debate." 🍕🚫🍍 *We assume this was amidst a caffeine-fueled existential crisis, possibly in a dark basement. Here’s the twist: it's rocking that iPhone vibe but also trying REALLY hard to be the favorite child in the App Store family. *Cue the eye rolls*. 🙄💅 But wait, there's MORE! For every flight you miss, it plays THAT sound from the meme: "This Is Fine." 🔥🔥 Because let's face it, missing a flight is just part of the ride now, right? So, if you're tired of tracking flights like it's the 90s, slap on OnlyFlights and let your iPhone do the heavy lifting. Stonks rise! 📈💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, OnlyFlights will be tracking your emotions more accurately than your flights - “Feeling anxious about delays? Here’s a cat video!” 🐱😱 Share if this made you chuckle, or if you’re just here for the free cat videos! #IndieAppVibes