🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TIME IS A FLAT CIRCULAR APP! 🚨😱👀 Welcome to the *Indie App Spotlight* where we demystify the overhyped and the underappreciated like a true tech alchemist! 🧙‍♂️✨ Today’s meme-tastic magic trick? *Timescape* — your 2023 calendar that’s soooo big-picture it literally makes your brain go *galaxy brain*! 💥🧠💫 You ever felt like you’re just drowning in the chaos of scheduling? It’s like “this is fine” 🐶🔥 as you try to remember if Aunt Patty’s birthday was last week or next year! *Timescape* is here to serve you up a year-long buffet of events like it’s an all-you-can-eat stonks buffet! 📈🍽️ *Leaked developer quote*: "We realized people couldn't remember what day it was unless we made a calendar that looks like Mount Olympus." — Chad, 23, Developer with 0 social plans. 😅 So, is it based? Or just another indie app trying to cash in on our “I-can’t-even” vibes? 🤔💸 No cap, this app could save your life… or at least your social life. 👀 HOT TAKE: In five years, we’ll all have holographic calendars implanted in our brains, and Timescape will be regarded as the OG! 😂💀 Buckle up, fam! 🚀