🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: India Just Declared a Full-Spectrum BAN on Real-Money Gaming! 🎰🏆💸 So, you thought you could make *stacks* in your pajamas? Nah fam, the Indian government is pulling a full Dr. Strange and flipping the script on your hustle! 😱💀 Their plan to throw a BIG DADDY blanket ban over all real-money gaming (yes, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.) is like walking into your mom’s kitchen and yelling “I DO WHAT I WANT!” only to find her holding the wooden spoon of doom. 🥴✋ Developer #1: "We thought the pandemic was the death of our revenue... but now it’s our *entire existence*!" *cue the tears* 😭 If you’ve been living under a rock, this is basically the “This Is Fine” meme but the dog is now your financial future. 🐶🔥 Can you imagine? No more stacking those *stonks* while you’re pretending to be an absolute gaming god! 🤡💰 But wait! The gamer community is getting ready to GO OFF. Expect some wild online rants, hashtags trending like #BanTheBan, and a *clutch* petition that’s probably gonna get more signatures than a Kardashian’s divorce papers. 📜✍️ 🤖 Prediction: In 2025, India will make a comeback by launching “the metaverse of gambling” where you pay with NFTs that are actually just poorly drawn cats. BASED! 🚀💥 Time to strap in and watch the chaos unfold! Who’s betting on this one? 😏🔥