🚨📢 Stop what you’re doing! India’s gig workers just leveled up and got LEGAL STATUS! 🚀💪 But hold your horses, fam—this isn’t the “Social Security” Super Saiyan transformation we were hoping for! This is just, you know, *kinda* a W, but not THE W—more of a Waffle House® at 2 AM situation. 🤡🍽️ 👷‍♂️💼 “No cap, we finally exist on paper!” one (totally real) developer said… but then immediately followed up with, “Wait, where’s my social security tho?” 🥴📄 The new labor law sounds great until you realize it’s like giving you a fancy new car, but it has no wheels to get you anywhere (hey Uber, you feelin’ this? 😂). Meanwhile, Big Tech is like Drake pointing to stonks 📈🔥, while gig workers are stuck trying to figure out how to cook ramen with no money for groceries. Like, we’re all just out here living that “this is fine” meme while waiting for actual support. My hot take? 🤯 Within the next year, India will turn gig workers into NFTs—because apparently that’s the future we’re *actually* living in. 🤖💰 Mark my chaotic words! #GigFuture #Help 🥴