🚨📰 BREAKING NEWS: India DECIDES to finally recognize gig workers! But... it’s like giving a toddler a toy 📦 and forgetting to include the batteries 🔋. Welcome to Law #WhatEvenIsThis in the game of life! 🤡 🚴‍♂️💼 So here's what went down on November 21: India slapped a shiny designation on gig workers, like a gold star on a failed science project 🌟. “You’re legit now!” says the government, but then quickly adds, “but we might not actually have anything for you.” 😬💸 💭 It’s like a 2-minute TikTok trend: everyone’s hyped, and then it fizzles out faster than your phone's battery on 1% 🔋💀. In a totally non-leaked conversation, one developer was heard saying, “Benefits? What are those? I thought we were just here for the stonks meme!” 📈💰 But fr fr, while the legal status is a W, the social security situation is looking like a low-key cringe fest 🤦‍♂️. Gonna need a galaxy brain 🧠 to figure this one out! 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, gig workers will be trading social security points like Pokémon cards. “Gotta catch ‘em all!” Welcome to the future of gig economy capitalism, baby! 🚀🔥 #GetYourShitTogetherIndia