🚨💰💿 WAKE UP, PEOPLE! 🚨💰💿 Billionbrains Garage, the parent company of *ahem* Groww (aka India’s favorite place to pretend we're stock market geniuses), is about to drop an IPO like it's the next TikTok dance trend! 💃📈 They’re looking to bag a whopping $650M-$800M at a mind-blowing $8B valuation! Say whaat?! That’s more money than I’ve seen in my entire life, no cap! 💸💅 Sources say developers were overheard saying, "These numbers are so high, I thought we were launching a rocket to Mars!" 🚀🌌 I mean, seriously? What’s next, Billionbrains? Turning investment into a vengeful superhero franchise?! 🎬💥 Meanwhile, the stock market is like this: “This is fine.” 🔥🔫 If you thought your meme portfolio was 🔥🔥🔥 wait until you see the *actual* IPO stonks coming down the pipeline! Drake is out here saying, “Invest in Groww, but also don’t be cringe about it.” 😂🤭 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, Groww will become a cryptocurrency for memes only, and its price will be determined by the vibe of the internet. Don’t sleep on that, fam! 💤💀