💀🗺️ *BREAKING: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is getting a New Game+ mode, and it’s juicier than a Harrison Ford comeback!* 🍔🔥 Hold onto your fedora and grab your best whip! MachineGames just decided to throw a virtual birthday party 🎉 for their 15th anniversary, and it’s more *based* than your cousin who thinks mixing all the sodas is a flavor hack. 🤡💰 Here’s the scoop: *New Game+ mode* is dropping, which means you can get back in the action with all your sweet upgrades! Yup, all those medicine bottles and adventure books YOU'VE accumulated won’t disappear into the void like your bank account after a tech conference! 🤖💳 And guess what? Dressing up like a 1930s archaeologist is all the rage now, thanks to a new *Cairo outfit*. That’s right! If you’re not dripping in style while saving the world, are you even *really* living? 👔💯 Leaked Quote from an "Inside Source" 🕵️‍♂️: “We figure if people can run through the game a second time, they might forget how badly we butchered the last franchise reboot. 🤷‍♂️” PRO TIP: Get those stonks up! Completing this mode unlocks an *exclusive new ending sequence* for the true arch-nemeses out there (a.k.a. those with ‘completionist’ chaos energy). *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: This update will cause so many players to dive back in that it’ll overtly trigger a time-space rift, accidentally launching the entire gaming community into a parallel universe filled with nothing but *only* Sonic games. 🚀💥