"Indian drone squad secures $100M ๐ค๐ธ! Military wants UAVs like TikTokers want clout ๐๐ #Dronin'"
๐จ๐ฐ๐ฅ BREAKING: RAPHE MPHIBR GOT THE STONKS JUICE! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐จ Yo, fam! Fly your drones high and make sure to check your flight paths because Indian startup Raphe mPhibr has just **LOCKED DOWN** a fat $100 MILLION ๐คฏ๐ต after a wild Series B round that even your mom's cat would invest in. Like, no cap, *who even needs bullets when you can just drop spicy memes from the sky?* ๐โ๏ธ General Catalyst, aka the real-life Tony Stark ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ, decided to bless this squad with cash, and now theyโre gearing up to make our military ops as cool as a TikTok dance trend. ๐๐ฅ "We're basically the Avengers of drones," said a developer who may or may not exist. "Just waiting for the government to call us to save the world while we sip chai." โ But wait, there's more! Amid the chaos of global military gigs, these drones are pulling *major* badassery moves, flying over borders like they own the place. ๐๐ช *This is FINE* meme energy at its peak, just waiting for the next episode of "Drone Wars: Battlefield Edition." **UNHINGED HOT TAKE?** Buckle up, because I predict that in 5 years, we'll all have our own mini-drone armies and will start arguing about which one has the best TikTok dance moves. ๐ค๐บ Itโs time to pick your sides, people! Let the drone wars begin! ๐๐ ๐