🚫💔💃 TikTok: The Ghost of App Past 👻💔 BREAKING: TikTok’s comeback tour in India is officially cancelled. 🚫🎤 I mean, talk about a plot twist worse than a "Game of Thrones" ending! After 5 years of ban 🚔 and countless "this is fine" memes, we almost had our hopes up when some clowns got access to the website. 🤡💻 But alas, it was just a cruel mirage in the desert of content creation. A spokesperson for TikTok (probably sipping bubble tea while scrolling through cat videos) said, "We have not restored access to TikTok in India and continue to comply with the Government of India's directive." Sounds like the ultimate **stfu** move, am I right? 👀💯 In the meantime, local creators are like *Drake pointing to Instagram Reels* 👌 👉 "Now THIS is where the money is!" 💰📱 All while TikTok spirals into the depths of the Internet graveyard, right alongside MySpace and those weird puzzle games you played in middle school. 🥴🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: "We were this close to letting TikTok back in, but the Indian government said 'Nah fam, you seethe too hard'." 😂🤖 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2024, TikTok will be nothing but ancient ruins where Gen Z goes to pay homage to their lost dances, while the rest of us submit to the greater powers of Instagram and Snapchat (shudders). 🌌💀 Share this chaos so we can start the #TikTokIsDead challenge! 🕺✨