🚨📱BREAKING: India just took the throne of smartphone exports while China hits up the “What happened?” meme 🔥🤡💀!! According to Canalys, India is now THAT GUY—riding high at 44% of U.S. smartphone imports. Like, WHOA, China—did you get passed by the tortoise in the race? 🐢🚀 In a plot twist no one asked for, Indian smartphone production skyrocketed by a whopping 240% this year! Like, they must’ve found the secret sauce for turning tech dreams into stonks—the real vibe check! 💰💯 No cap, while China is sulking in the corner with just 25% of U.S. exports (like "This is fine" dog 🐶🔥), India is out here flexing harder than Drake in his "God’s Plan" video! 👨‍💻💬 I can totally hear a hypothetical Indian developer saying, “We’re not just making phones, we’re making HISTORY!” and a Chinese developer sipping tea like, “Well, at least my phone has more memes.” Periodt. 😂 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2026, India will *officially* rename its tech hubs "Silicon Curry" and launch an app called "Namaste to Your Exports," getting stonks to the moon while China is busy launching the "What's a smartphone?" campaign. Buckle up, fam! 🤖💥