🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: India just pulled the plug on 25 streaming apps that you’ve NEVER heard of but somehow have millions of viewers 🤡💀 Like, did these apps even exist? Are they just alternate realities where cats rule the world and everyone is addicted to… *gasp* “obscene” content? 😱👀 The Indian government just went full meme mode, channeling their inner Drake and pointing at all the naughty stuff like “NOPE!” 🚫💩 Meanwhile, fams are out here coping hard like “Why are you banning my streaming apps?! This is fine... right?” ☕🔥 Some techie in a hoodie probably said, “Just because you’ve never heard of it doesn’t mean it doesn’t have subscribers! Stonks!!!” 📈💵 But then the reality hit: “No cap, the real cringe is the ban itself! Like bro, it’s just content!” 🤦‍♂️ 👀 Leaked conversation from a shadowy developer: *Developer 1*: “What’s the point of streaming apps if we can’t stream?!” *Developer 2*: “Fr fr, we are literally committing tech-suicide here!” 💀🤖 Here's your hot take: India's about to launch their own streaming app where all the “obscene” content will be disguised as educational documentaries on potato farming. 🚜🍟 Get ready for a Hot Potato overload, folks! What a time to be alive! 🤯🎉 #justbanit