🚨💥 Tech Blasphemy Alert! 🚨💥 Yo, fam! So India just flipped the script and said, "Hold my chai" while they carve out space for a $2.5 billion Foxconn iPhone factory near Bengaluru! 😱🤖 Like, who needs American jobs when you can just sprinkle those sweet, sweet manufacturing skills all over Devanahalli? 🤑💸 #Stonks In a world where every tech company looks like they're throwing pennies at the wall and shouting “this is fine” while burning cash 💰🔥, India’s like, "We’ll have our *high-end manufacturing* cake and eat it too!" 🎂👀 Rumor has it, some ghost developer over at Foxconn said, “We’re not just making phones, we’re building an empire, fam!” 👑😂 And that’s not all—40K NEW JOBS! 🥳👷‍♂️ So basically, Indian factories are about to turn into Hot Girl Summer’s 2.0, while American companies are still coping and seething over their own soul-crushing supply chain nightmares. #Cringe But wait for it… 🌌 Here’s the UNHINGED prediction: In 5 years, iPhones will be manufactured on the moon, and we’ll all be trading our old ones for moon cheese. 🌙🧀 #GalaxyBrain Share this if you want your friends to peep this chaos! 🤡🔥💀