
"India flexing AI & satellites to roast cities alive ☀️💀: Mapping urban heat like a pro 🔥🚀 #TooLit"
🌡️🔥 Yo, fam! India just dropped the hottest tech collab since PB&J: AI and satellites are coming together to roast our buildings in *literally* the most extra way possible. 😱🏙️ Say goodbye to sweating through your brand-new Kith hoodie! 🤡 So picture this: you’re vibing in Delhi, sipping chai, when suddenly BOOM! The satellite beams down and tells you, “Yo, that building over there? It’s a freaking oven! 🔥” Real-life “This Is Fine” meme, anyone? 😂💀 Developers are out here cooking up algorithms that pinpoint exactly which homes need that sweet, sweet AC relief. Somebody give these engineers a stonk award! 📈💰 “I just don’t want my building to be picked by the AI as part of the cool kids’ heat relief club,” said no developer ever. 🤖✨ But wait! Here’s the kicker: what if the next step is making ALL buildings wear tiny satellite dish hats for “climate fashion”? 🌍🎩 That's some galaxy brain tier stuff, right there. 🚀 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 5 years, your house will be begging for a “chill pill” or it'll just ghost you and power down like your crush after a bad date. 🤷♂️💔 #CoolerThanYourEx #HeatWaveFlex