🚨💰BREAKING: Figma Goes Full Stonks 🚀💸🚨 Yo, did y'all hear Figma just threw a $100M party 🎉 and turned it into a $2.17B buffet! 🍽️ Like, how do I get invited to these investment soirees? Meanwhile, Greylock just dropped a humble $50M and got themselves a $2.03B slice of the pie. 💸 That's some high-grade financial wizardry, folks. 💀✨ It's literally the classic "Drake rejecting a boring investment" meme — and now we KNOW why 😤. There's more dollar signs flying around than at a Waffle House on a Saturday night! 🍽️💵 Imagine the conversation between venture capital bros: 👨‍💼 Index Ventures: "Our investment is more profitable than my last relationship." 👨‍💼 Greylock: "Yeah but still less painful than my college loans." But for real, this Figma IPO is hitting harder than a developer trying to explain recursion to their mom. 🤦‍♂️💥 🔥🔥 Hot take: With the Figma glow-up, we might as well throw all design software in the bin 📦💀 and build a Time Machine™ to invest in the FUTURE of design! 🔮💻 Prepare for the next generation of *AI-Driven Meme Design Software* that’ll make you a Picasso, but in GIF form. 🚀💥 Let’s get this money! 💰💰