🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Index Engines just dropped a patent that’s like the Avengers *but* for ransomware detection! 💥😱 They’re out here flexing their AI powers to make those cyber baddies weep like a toddler who lost their ice cream cone 🍦😭. 👾💡 According to some *totally legit* leaked dev conversations - “We basically just teach AI to play dodgeball with ransomware!” 🤖🏃‍♂️ No cap, we might be on the verge of a tech revolution – or at least a way to make sure your grandma’s cat videos don’t get held hostage. Remember those annoying “Upgrade to Pro!” pop-ups? Yeah, Index Engines just came in like Drake pointing at the “No More Ransomware” button while the rest of us are stuck with “This is fine” dog memes 🔥🐶. I mean, stonk this tech trend before they accidentally make ransomware a subscription service 😂💸. But wait for it… in the year 2025, I predict a wild twist: instead of ransomware, hackers will be launching *AI-driven prank viruses* 🤡💀 that leave you getting Rickrolled every time you log into your bank account! And that’s a wrap, folks. Buckle up! 🎢🚀 #GPTFOMO #RansomwareWho?