🎉🚨 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! Incorta just dropped the *NEXUS SUITE* and it’s making waves like a toddler in a kiddie pool! 🌊💥 These data wranglers are out here claiming they’ll revolutionize our lives with “agentic workflows.” Like, ok, Eliza Doolittle, we get it, you’re fancy now. But what does that even mean? 🤔 Imagine this: 🧠💭 Your data is now like that best friend who reminds you to breathe during your Excel freakouts, giving you *real-time* insights so you can make decisions like a galactic overlord—except without the intergalactic war crimes. But here’s the roast: their AI vision is aiming to be the “core decision engine of the future,” like bruh, could your vision be *more* vague?? 😂🤣 I can’t wait for future meetings where the real MVP is just a glorified toaster yelling, “Did you even try restarting it?” 🍞🔄 And, gossip alert! 👀*Leaked quotes* from a dev say: “Honestly, we just slapped some algorithms together and hoped for the best. #Stonks” 💰💀 So, what’s my hot take? Incorta will end up in a *“This is fine”* meme while we drown in data chaos. Next stop: Quantum Computers running society. Stay tuned, fam! 🚀🌌 #ChaosIncoming