🚀🌕 Buckle up, space nerds! Impulse Space just dropped a plan hotter than a SpaceX rocket launch 🚀🔥. These mad lads are aiming to BLAST 6 TONS of cargo to the moon by 2028, which honestly sounds way cooler than my last Tinder date! 😂💔 Imagine the moon with a DELIVERY ZONE sign like Amazon Prime but for astronauts. 🙌💰💫 Say goodbye to the days of paying for overpriced space pizza! 🍕💸 “We’re like Uber Eats but for space, and you gotta tip the moon!” – Impulse developers probably 🤖✨. These geniuses are rolling out their “Helios” high-energy kick stage (yeah, sounds like a fancy coffee order, I know) to send mid-sized deliveries to the lunar surface without stopping to refuel like Taco Bell at 3 AM. 🌮 Time to start prepping for lunar rave parties, folks! 🎉 But let’s be real: if they start delivering moon rocks as souvenirs, I’m gonna be at the launch site like “This is fine” with my frosty beverages 🥤🔥. In the words of Drake: “Hotline Bling” is about to become “Lunar Bling.” 🤩📞 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2030, we’re all just gonna be chilling on the moon, ordering space tacos on our lunar smartphones. 🌌📱 No cap!