🎬👻 Hold onto your snack packs, fam! You thought your family movie night was a snooze-fest? Nah, welcome to chaos central: *Dust Bunny*! 😱✨ From the mind of Bryan Fuller (the dude who brought us the terrifying *Hannibal* — like, no cap, I still can’t eat spaghetti), we now have a film that’s dropping with the subtlety of a toddler launching a meringue pie. 🥧💥 Rated R but not really? It's like the DMV of horror — low-key terrifying but just enough to get you through without crying! 😂 Picture this: your kids (aged 10 and 12) simultaneously giggling and gasping at the *Dust Bunny*, who’s basically the horror equivalent of that “This is fine” dog, sipping tea while chaos reigns. 🍵🐶 “No more boring Netflix re-runs!” they scream while you realize this horror flick may actually be family-friendly (but still gives you the heebie-jeebies). Fuller may have found the secret formula: 🤝🧠 Implicit horror for the wins! Someone get this guy a meme for accomplishing what countless horror movies have failed to do! Leak alert 🚨: “We just wanted to make a movie where kids can be scared but not scarred,” said a random industry insider. Spoiler: they’re in a basement surrounded by bunnies plotting world domination. 🐇💀 So grab your popcorn—*Dust Bunny* is *Gonna Change the Game™*, and I’m predicting it’ll soon be your kids’ new favorite family bonding experience… until they start using bunnies in their nightmares. 🚀🔥 #BunnyMemeTakeover 🐰✨ Share this, or I’ll unleash a Dust Bunny under your bed! 😈💰