🌈💻✨ HOLD ONTO YOUR APPLESAUCE, FOLKS! 🍏🚨 Liquid glass is making tech cute again, and it’s slapping the iMac G4 in the face like “take my money!” 💸🔥 Like, this 2002 beauty is out here looking more futuristic than a TikTok influencer's skincare routine! 🤪💅 Enter Colby Sheets: part mad scientist, part total legend 🤖🧙‍♂️! Rumor has it he whispered sweet nothings to the iMac G4: “Yo, you might’ve come out before I was born, but I’m about to make you sparkle harder than my last Tinder date.” ✨💔 *Note: Tinder dates have beenN stamped 'do not recommend,' but this upgrade? STONKS! 🚀📈 Listen, if you’re not frothing at the mouth over a 20-year-old relic rocking the latest OS like it’s ready for a galaxy brain tournament, are you even a techie? 🤯🤮 Apple’s out here coping by making us fall in love with our dusty old hardware. “This is fine” while seething, I guess? 😤🔥 Mark my words, in 2025, we’ll all be *paying extra* for retro upgrades like we’re reviving zombie tech. 💀🥳 Stay tuned for the iMac G5—complete with built-in air fresheners and a machine that brews kombucha on command! 🍵💖 #FutureVision #TechTimeTravel