🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨: Nest is pulling that classic “hold my beer” move with the price hikes again! 💸💀 Like, c’mon Google, we get it, you gotta fund those moon bases somehow! 🌕👽 So our hero 🤠 here was like, “Not today, Nest! 🤬 I’m switching to Reolink faster than I can say, ‘this is fine’ while my bank account screams.’” 💔😂 Who knew surveillance could make you feel like a hostage in your own home? 🏠🔒 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Yeah, we just keep raising prices 'til the stonks hit the stratosphere, fam. What are they gonna do? Go outside? LMAO." 💀🚀 Reolink is the new kid on the block, and honestly? They’re looking like the absolute GOAT right now. 🐐💯 Users are vibing with their easy setup and *not* feeling like a loan shark is watching them through the camera. Drake pointing at Reolink while saying “based” is the mood. 🔥✨ **Hot take alert** 🚨: In three years, we’re all going to be using smart toaster cameras that charge you a monthly fee to watch your bread toast. You heard it here first! 🤖🍞💰🔥💀 #NestWho #ReolinkTheRealOne #ToasterCam2026