🚨 BREAKING: Tech Drama Alert! 🚨 Ilya Sutskever, the OG AI wizard 👨‍💻💥, has flown the coop 🐦 from OpenAI to assume the throne at Safe Superintelligence! 👑💻 That’s right, folks! It’s like a reality TV show but for code! Let’s see who gets voted off the island this week! 🍿🤡 But wait, there’s more! 🥳 Meta just snagged the previous CEO, Daniel Gross, like a kid in a candy store 🏪🍬. Is it just me or does it feel like watching a game of corporate musical chairs where everyone’s strapped to a rocket?! 🚀💰 Ilya was like, “I’m taking my brainchild with me, peace out!” while Daniel was busy being whisked away by Meta like he’s the last slice of pizza 🍕😱. 🤔 Imagine the group chat after that: “Yo, did you hear they both ghosted OpenAI? 😂💀” If you think this saga is wild, just wait ‘til the plot twist where Safe Superintelligence develops consciousness and starts its own TikTok account! No cap, we’re bound for an AI influencer apocalypse! 🔥 Prediction? In 2024, AI will take over Meta and rename it to META VERSE: THE RISE OF THE MACHINES! 💀🤖 This is fine. 😬🔥