🚨📍 *BREAKING NEWS: Instagram Unveils a New Map… But We’re Not Here for a Google Earth Revival!* 🤡🔥 So, Insta just dropped their *LOL-worthy* Map feature (yeah, because plagiarism is IN, right? 👀). It’s like Snapchat’s Snap Maps but instead of ghosting your stoner friend, NOW you’re giving your LOCATION to ALL your not-so-friends (unintentional stalkers, anyone?) 🚨👀. Responses are ROASTING this feature harder than a marshmallow on a campfire 🔥🔥. Twitter is lit with folks yelling things like, “No cap, I don't need my ex knowing I'm at Taco Bell every Tuesday!” and “What if I'm just trying to vibe and *not* get doxxed?!” 💀💔 But don’t worry! Meta (aka the Family Circus of tech) claims it’s “opt-in” 🥴. So you're saying I have to manually tell you where I am for you to be creepy? *Nah fam, I think I'll pass* 🙅‍♂️. Pro tip: Want to turn off that creepy radar? Here’s how to zap it ✨: 1. 😱 Tap Messages in the top right of your feed. 2. 🤖 Follow the instructions or just scream into the void. 🔥 *Memers unite*: "Instagram, I'm not on your map! I’m like national treasure – *undiscovered!*" 🚀 PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll all have Instagram Maps featuring live feeds of where our exes are. 🤯 Ready for that unwanted hoovering? I’ll be hiding in *exile* until then! #ThisIsFine 🐸✨