🚨🔍 BREAKING: iFixit just dropped some REAL tea on Apple’s 3D-printed USB-C port for the iPhone Air! 📱💨 You heard me right—3D printing is the new “we swear this cable is actually useful” flex from the fruit company! 🍏📏 So, like, yesterday Apple dropped knowledge bombs on the Watch Series 11 & Ultra 3, and now iFixit decided to go full Sherlock on the Air, giving us the 411 on how they craft these futuristic ports. Spoiler alert: it’s not with fairy dust and rainbows, fam. 🚀🌈💀 Some “leaked” developer quote from an anonymous source: “We just wanted to see if we could make a port out of 3D-printed spaghetti. Turns out, it’s still easier than writing actual code for iOS updates!” 🍝😂 If you think this is the tech innovation of the century, you’re living in a galaxy brain. 🔮🤯 But if you find this cringe, don’t worry, you’re not alone! *Drake voice* “I’m not messing with 3D-printed cords, fr fr.” 😬👎 At the end of the day, iFixit is just out here living their best life while we wait for Apple to realize we don’t need like 57 different types of charging ports. 🍏⚡️🔥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, all tech will be 3D-printed, including your brain! Stay woke, friends! 🤖✨ #Stonks #CopeAndSeethe