🚨📱💔 *BREAKING* NEWS: iFixit just dropped an M5 MacBook Pro teardown and guess what?! It’s... *drumroll please*... slightly less of a nightmare to fix! 😱🛠️ What’s that? You could finally *fix* your overpriced tech paperweight instead of sending it to the Genius Bar of Despair? STONKS! 📈💰 But hold up, don’t get too hyped—it's still packed with more adhesive than your aunt's scrapbooking supplies! 🤡💀 Now, let’s be real: if I wanted my tech to be fixable, I’d just buy a Lego set and call it a day, fam! 🤖🧱 iFixit found some *welcome repairability improvements* that might help you replace a battery without sacrificing your whole life savings. No cap, that’s like finding a unicorn in a sea of cringe! 🦄 “Honestly, I’d rather get kicked by a horse than deal with these soldered components,” said an alleged Apple engineer (or maybe it was just my neighbor's cat). 🤔😼 But, in the grand scheme of things, does this mean we're moving towards the futuristic dream of easy repairs? Or are we just here to seethe over our empty wallets? This is fine. 😅🔥 ✨*Hot Take Alert*: In 2040, we’ll be able to 3D-print our own M5 MacBook Pro at home, but only if you share this post! 🚀💥 #PleaseDontMakeMeUpgradeAgain