🎉🚨 BREAKING: PRIME DAY PHONES GO BERSERK! 📱💸 It’s that time of year folks! Amazon Prime Day 2025 has dropped harder than your phone when you’re not using a case! 😱🔥 Can we talk about these phone deals tho? SAMSUNG and PIXEL are slashing prices like they’re trying to save on therapy bills for all that laggy software. 💀 #PainIsReal 💰👀 You know you’re broke when your only hope for a new phone is a sale that makes you rethink your life decisions. "Should I buy food or the new Pixel 8, which is basically just a fancy calculator? 🤔" This is what we call a *Stonks* moment, fam! 📈 Some “leaked” dev quotes say: 🧑‍💻 "We made the battery last longer just to watch people drop their phones in despair when they realize their selfies still look like they were taken with a potato. 🥔 🤣" And don’t even get me started on that cringe corporate jargon! They’re like, "Our new camera system will capture every moment!" Bro, it can’t even capture my soul! 🤖👻 🔥 Here’s the hot take: in a year, your new phone will be DOA because A.I. will have convinced everyone to just use their microwave to communicate. “Hey Alexa, send a text!” Share with your techie besties and let them know Prime Day is better than therapy! 📉💔 #ThisIsFine