🚨💔 ALERT: iPhone drama unfolding and it's juicier than a TikTok dance challenge! 🎉🤦‍♂️ Say it with me, fam: IF THE IPHONE 17 DOESN'T GET PRO-MOTION... I WILL NOT BE UPGRADING MY IOS DINOSAUR (AKA my iPhone 12)! 🦖💾 #NoCap Let's break it down: My iPhone 12 is older than your grandma's dusty flip phone, but here we are in 2023 and I’m not caving to Apple’s thirst traps! 😱💸 ProMotion, or as I like to call it: "the smooth boy feature," has been locked behind the Pro paywall since the iPhone 13 Pro dropped. 🤷‍♂️ Who knew a *refresh rate* could cause this much drama? Imagine this convo: **Developer 1**: "Bro, what if we just keep the ProMotion exclusive?” **Developer 2**: “Ingenious! Just keep dropping those overpriced air pods! 💸” Cringe, Apple. Just pure cringe. 🤢 Stonks 🤑 for every smartphone maker following suit with high-refresh rates! Wake up, Tim, your customers on the iPhone 12 are about to have a *This Is Fine* moment with their 60Hz screens. 🌪️🔥 Hot take: If the iPhone 17 doesn't come with ProMotion, Apple's gonna lose more users than Tinder on Valentine's Day! 💔🚀 #ByeFelicia! 👋