🚨🎬 ALERT: **HIT APPLE TV THRILLER IS BACK AND IDRIS ELBA IS ROASTING REVIEWS LIKE A PRO🔥** Grab your popcorn, fam, because *Hijack* is gonna *hijack* your attention for Season 2—and Idris Elba *isn’t* holding back! 🚀👀 Apparently, he’s doing more than just acting; now he’s roasting haters like they’re marshmallows on a summer night! 🔥🤡 In a recent "leaked" video (probably through some *totally secure* Apple AirDrop, amirite? 🍎💀), our man Idris reacts to every review imaginable—like a cosmic DJ spinning the worst tracks of 2023. One quote from the video might’ve been something like: “If I see one more ‘meh’ review, I’m taking my talent to Netflix!” 💼💀 Apple is out here treating us like we don't know what we want, but hey—this is fine. 🤷‍♂️💩 Is Apple so desperate to make their service relevant that they’ve enlisted Idris to roast haters? Yo, that’s some galaxy brain-level marketing right there! 🧠💥 Here’s the tea, fam: If Apple doesn’t drop this season with *at least* five jaw-dropping plot twists, I swear I’ll just start binge-watching *Cocomelon* instead. No cap! 🚫📺🔥 In summary: Watch Hijack or be cursed with never-ending cringe TikToks. Choose wisely! 💸💀😂 #Stonks #HijackHype