🚨📱 BREAKING: IDC just pulled a Fast & Furious 10 on the smartphone forecast for 2025! 😱💥 Remember when they were like “2.6% growth”? 🤔 Then they got hit with the “hold my coffee” vibe and slashed it to 0.6% in May? 🚫☕️ Well, they just turned 180° and basically doubled down like it’s Vegas and they just hit the jackpot! 💰🎰 Why, you ask? 🤷‍♂️ Because iOS is growing like your mom’s casserole leftovers from Thanksgiving – it’s sticking around and multiplying at an alarming rate! 🍗💾 IDC is basically looking at the iPhone like Drake in those memes, pointing at iOS like “this is the future” while Android is out here looking like “nooo, not again!” 🥲💔 But for real, it’s like watching a drama unfold in slow-motion. IDC employees are probably at their desks like, “We’re doing this again? I need to revise my TikTok strategy for this report!” 📉💀😂 Here's a hot take: by 2027, smartphones will either be flying and folding, or we'll all just be using (gasp) *watches* for everything! 🤖⌚️ Prepare for a tech apocalypse, fam! 🔥🔥🔥 #IDCrecords #Stonks💥