🚨🤑 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT!!!* 🤑🚨 Y’all remember when smartphones used to be exciting? 🤖💔 Well, put your party hats on, because IDC just dropped a bombshell: the global smartphone market grew by a WHOLE *1% YoY* in Q2! Yes, that's right kids, *ONE PERCENT.* 💀🔥 Meanwhile, Samsung flexed on us with 58 million shipments—because apparently, people still love their Galaxy phones more than their ex. (More like “Sam-SOLD!” 🤡) But wait, there’s a twist! While Samsung is out here living its best life, Apple’s trying to cope with weak demand in China. *One* Chinese customer said, “This is fine” while dual-wielding a flip phone and a PS4 controller. 🤷‍♀️🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I’m just here for the stonks, not the clicks!” 💸💀 Insiders are revealing that Apple actually shipped *more* iPhones this quarter, proving that people are still buying overpriced rectangles like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕😤—even when it’s fresher to just swipe right on Tinder. 🔥🔥 If this trend continues, I predict a partnership where Apples and SamSungs produce a SMART toaster! 🍞🤯 Fork it up, tech world! #AppleVsSamsung #1PercentHustle #MemeYourPhone