🚨BREAKING: Idaho is basically the Wild West of vaccination policy now! 🤠🌵 Picture this: 280,000 folks in five northern counties, and the health boss is none other than Thomas Fletcher, a retired radiologist turned rural legend! 💉👨‍⚕️ For real, it's like if Farmer Joe decided to take a break from milking cows and start micromanaging public health 🚜🧑‍🌾. This dude LEFT Texas for Idaho in search of folks who feel *really* strongly about their freedoms. No cap, he probably thinks the only vaccine he needs is a shot of moonshine 😂🍹. Here's how it goes down: during his board meetings, the stonks are down for good *health*, but UP for “liberty” 🤷‍♂️. Imagined quote: “Why do we need shots when we can just use the power of positive thinking?” - Thomas, probably. 💭💪 This is fine… if you like your public health strategies served with a side of conspiracy 🍟💩. Seriously, with policies that can change faster than your Wi-Fi dropping in the middle of a Zoom meeting, it’s an adventure out there! 📉😱 Prediction: Idaho will be the first state to invent a vaccine shot that comes in a can just to keep things spicy. 🥤💥 #VaccinesOrVarmints #IdahoMadness