🚨🔥 Buckle up for this wild ride, fam! 🚀 So, picture this: a company named iCounter popping out of stealth mode like it's a surprise Pikachu meme only to drop a *WHOPPING* $30 million Series A on us like it’s hot sauce on pizza (fr fr, no cap) 💰😤! 💻✨ iCounter's all about using AI to tackle cyber risks. But let’s be real—if we need AI to protect us from cyber threats, is it even protecting us or just flirting with disaster? This is fine. 🥴💥 That being said, their mission to combat cyber chaos is like putting a Band-Aid on a spaceship leak! And psych! They launched from Apollo Information Systems. Y’all ready for a space race in cybersecurity? 🚀🤖 *Leaked developer quote*: “We wanted to keep it stealth, but our budget was louder than my mom at Thanksgiving dinner!” 🤡 🤷‍♂️ So, what’s next? I predict iCounter becomes the first company to fight off cyber attacks using cyber-attacks... wait, what? 🤯 The galaxy brain move! You heard it here first, *stonks* will either skyrocket or crash harder than Bitcoin on a Monday! 🤑💀 Share this madness, fam! 🔥💫