💀👀 *BREAKING NEWS*: You *might* want to ditch the iced coffee, fam! ☕️❄️😱 Let’s talk about heat advisories hotter than your cousin’s mixtape 🔥🔥. The National Weather Service just dropped the “no caffeine” bomb on California, Nevada, and Arizona like it’s hot (because it literally is 💯💦). So, like, apparently, guzzling iced coffee in 100°F weather is a *big brain* no-no 😳🧠. Why? Because dehydration is lurking like that one awkward ex at a party, ready to ruin your vibe and lead to heat stroke. 🥵 And that's a hard pass... no cap! Just imagine your iced coffee looking at you like: “Why you doing me dirty?” 🤡 But hold on, fan-favorite dietitians spillin’ the *hot tea* claim caffeine can actually help with hydration IF you’re not chugging it like it’s your summer anthem 💧🎶. Is this a case of “Stonks” or is it just cringe? 🤔 *Leaked quote from caffeine-addicted developer*: “Just code it like it’s ice-cold coffee, right?” — bro, please, your sleep schedule is already screaming! 💥🔥 *HOT TAKE*: In 10 years, we’ll all be caffeinating with liquid ice cubes that *literally* hydrate while keeping us up 24/7. *Goodbye water, hello coffee glaciers!* 🥶🥤✨ #MemeLife #CaffeineOrDie