🚨💥BREAKING: The ICEBlock App is BECOMING the NEW SOCIAL MEDIA SUPERSTAR! 🚨💥 Y’all remember when you thought TikTok was the hottest trend since sliced bread? 🍞 Well, strap in, because ICEBlock just took the crown off that cringe fest and set it on FIRE! 🔥💰 With the White House giving a big ol’ side-eye 😳👀 to this free app that alerts peeps about ICE agents like it’s the hottest gossip, ICEBlock is soaring through the App Store like a CHAD on a stonks rocket! 🚀📈💥 Sike! There’s NO CAP here—it's now outshining the likes of X and Instagram! How sad is that? 🤡💀 And guess what? The US attorney general was caught saying (in a leaked Zoom call, of course): “This developer better watch out or they’ll be on the run like an NPC in a glitchy game!” 😂💾 Meanwhile, the devs are like: "This is fine" 🤷‍♂️🔥 while sipping their lattes with the most chaotic marketing strategy ever. Prediction time! 🚨 I’m calling it: Next week, we’ll see ICEBlock merch—t-shirts that say “Catch these vibes, not agents!” 🤖💥 Share this absolute madness before Jeff Bezos buys it and turns it into a subscription service! 💸💀✨