
ICE trying to be the ultimate Reddit mod with a 24/7 social media stalker squad ๐๐ #NoCap #SnoopLife
๐จ๐ฅ *BREAKING CHAOS FROM ICE HQ* ๐ฅ๐จ Rumor has it the Bureau of Overbearing Party Poopers (aka ICE) is tossing down cash to *literally* hire a 24/7 social media snoop squad! ๐คก๐ฐ Yup, you heard that right! Theyโre building an army of keyboard warriors to patrol your cringe TikToks and meme-stuffed Twitter posts like theyโre the new stonks of the Social Media McCarthyism market! ๐๐ ๐ฅ *Imagine this convo at the water cooler:* ๐ฅ ๐ฎโโ๏ธ ICE Agent: โYo, bro! Weโre about to catch some TikTok fiends for deportation! ๐โ ๐งโ๐ป Contractor: โNo cap? Just imagine the reaction gifs and โThis is fineโ memes we'll get!โ ๐ Time to slap your memes in private, fam! ๐ฌ If they canโt catch these bots flexing on the block, theyโre coming for YOU! ๐ค๐ Major cringe vibes incoming as they target the most *"influential commentary"* on cat videos! *Chef's kiss* for no privacy! ๐ So buckle up, because weโre HYPED for the next season of โSocial Media Fugitive: Deportation Edition.โ ๐บ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ฅ *HOT TAKE:* In five years, the only safe space will be underground meme forums where we speak in encrypted emojis! Get those VPNs ready! ๐๐ฎ #MemeThrone #SnoopSquad
