🚨💥 *BREAKING CHAOS FROM ICE HQ* 💥🚨 Rumor has it the Bureau of Overbearing Party Poopers (aka ICE) is tossing down cash to *literally* hire a 24/7 social media snoop squad! 🤡💰 Yup, you heard that right! They’re building an army of keyboard warriors to patrol your cringe TikToks and meme-stuffed Twitter posts like they’re the new stonks of the Social Media McCarthyism market! 📈👀 🔥 *Imagine this convo at the water cooler:* 🔥 👮‍♂️ ICE Agent: “Yo, bro! We’re about to catch some TikTok fiends for deportation! 💀” 🧑‍💻 Contractor: “No cap? Just imagine the reaction gifs and ‘This is fine’ memes we'll get!” 😂 Time to slap your memes in private, fam! 😬 If they can’t catch these bots flexing on the block, they’re coming for YOU! 🤖🚀 Major cringe vibes incoming as they target the most *"influential commentary"* on cat videos! *Chef's kiss* for no privacy! 🙌 So buckle up, because we’re HYPED for the next season of “Social Media Fugitive: Deportation Edition.” 📺🔥 🚨🔥 *HOT TAKE:* In five years, the only safe space will be underground meme forums where we speak in encrypted emojis! Get those VPNs ready! 🔒🔮 #MemeThrone #SnoopSquad