🚨 APP ALERT: ICEBlock is the NEW BLACK 🚨 Hold my boba tea 🍵, because ICEBlock just shot to the *THREE*, and it’s HOT 🔥! Who knew that flipping the bird to The Man would become an App Store revolution? 🤡💀 So here's the lowdown: ICEBlock is basically like Facebook for snitching on Uncle Sam's less-than-friendly neighbors. You see ICE? Tap, tap, and BOOM 💥, you’re the hero of the streets! Drake would be vibing to this, no cap. 🔥💸 Bro, the Trump administration is so mad right now, you’d think they saw their stonks crashing in real-time. “Obstruction of justice?!” says DHS Secretary Kristi Noem. Ma'am, we’re just out here trying to live that ‘this is fine’ life amidst the chaos! 😂 Everyone loves a little chaos, right? Just ask the meme lords. 🔍🕵️‍♀️ **Leaked Dev Quote:** “We just wanted to make an app cooler than my mom’s TikTok dance videos. Mission accomplished.” 💥And here’s my hot take: Forget dating apps, the REAL glow-up is connecting with your neighborhood peeps to low-key report ICE. Next up? An app that helps you dodge taxes. “Stealth Tax Tactics” anyone? 🌌🤖 Hit that share button, fam! This chaos needs to spread like wildfire. 🔥