🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS ALERT🔥🚨 ICE just pulled the ultimate "hold my beer" moment and decided to slide into Medicaid's DMs like a kid on TikTok! 🤡💀 Forget security – they’re rolling in with FULL access to sensitive medical data for the low-low price of… well, the privacy of tens of millions of Americans! 🥴 You know what that means? Yup, they’re using your health records as a treasure map to track immigrants! 🗺️👏 Now, before you start seething harder than an angry Redditor, let's be real. This is peak government performance right here – like trying to turn a pancake into a burrito at 2 AM after a rave. 🥞⏳ #WhyThouDoThis? Imagine ICE’s dev team Slack: "Wanna see what Uncle Sam's health levels look like? This is fine. 😅💅" Like, fr fr, who thought this was a solid plan? TIME TO PANIC!!! 😳💔 In the spirit of the galaxy brain meme, I predict Elon Musk will buy Medicaid soon, turn it into a crypto platform, and call it #Medicoins. 💸🚀 LET'S GO!!! 🥳💥 Share this with your crew if you think this is just the beginning of the wild west of health data, and get ready for the ride! Buckle up, fam! 🤖🧠💥