🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🔥🚨 So get this: ICE just leveled up to *Major League Stalking* by gaining access to the healthcare data of 79 MILLION Americans with Medicaid! ⚠️💀 That's a whole lotta personal info, like your prescription history and pizza order! 🍕💊 Imagine the convo at ICE HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: "Hey, do you think we should stop hunting people down?" 👨‍💻 Developer #2: "Nah fam, let's just use these data leaks to find them! We’re basically playing Dr. Phil with benefits." 🤡🦸‍♂️ This is giving total "This is fine" vibes while the fire rages around us. 🔥🕵️‍♂️ Meanwhile, the Medicaid squad is out here like, "What happened to patient confidentiality?!" 🤔💔 Did someone say "based" on privacy violations? 'Cause this is some *level 99 cope* and *seethe* energy right here! 💰😩 People are already memeing this, while tech bros are grinning like the "stonks" meme at the thought of "legal" trolling. 🤖💸 So, what’s next? The IRS launching an app to track your every move? 🚀👀 Hot take: We’re about to see a surge in “social credit” scores like it’s the last season of Black Mirror! 👁️💥 Buckle up, fam. This ride’s gonna be WILD! 🌀🎢🚀