🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: ICE HAS SPYWARE NOW! ❄️👀 And no, it’s not a fancy new way to keep your latte cold. This is the type of “snooze you lose” situation that’s got us all like 👁️👁️💀. ✨ So here’s the tea, fam 🫖: Turns out, your flunky AI chatbot could be either planning a patio BBQ or leaking your secrets to the Dark Web. 🤖💔 You thought it was just telling you how to fix your WiFi? Nah, it’s busy plotting world domination or just diving headfirst into the void of your privacy like... *Drake Pointing* 📉🚀. But wait, there’s more! Our lovely government is **planning** to plant a SPY DEVICE in North Korea. The only drawback? It’s probably the same tech they used for the “American Idol” voting system 🔍🎤. Remember that time they tried hacking the snacks in the cafeteria? Well, they totally upgraded to nuclear-level shenanigans. 🍔💣 As for your job’s security training? Spoiler alert: it’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine! 🐠🔒 Developers are just out here like: “Forget securing the network; I’m trying to secure my bag.” 💰💀 🔥 Prediction Time: By 2025, we’ll all be dodging holographic surveillance like it’s a game of real-life Among Us, and the imposter will be your *ex-boss*. #Based or #Cringe? You decide! 🤯👾✨