🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨 IBM just dropped a bombshell that has all the tech bros clutching their pearls! 🤯💼 They're cutting "a low single-digit percentage" of their workforce! 🥴👀 Yep, that's right—KARMA finally came knocking on Big Blue’s door like he’s their long-lost uncle with a questionable past. 👥💔 It’s like if your best friend said, “Hey, I need to trim some stuff from my life... starting with all the losers.” 😬 What they really mean is thousands of employees are about to be thrown into the job market like a hot potato. 🥔💨 In classic IBM style, they’re shifting focus...yet again! 🔄🤖 Maybe they should focus on keeping their employees instead of focusing on how to make their balance sheets look good. 📉💸 Like, fr fr, we all know that’s the true luxury move—yeeting people while pretending it’s no big deal. Imagine an IBM developer right now: "We're doing what?! 😱 Ah, yes, a low single-digit percentage... I guess all my stonks are in the 'cut the budget' fund now!" 🤡💀 At this point, I predict that IBM will pivot to a new line of "human-less" tech support, where chatbots do everything except COMFORT you in your darkest hour. 😂✨🔥 #FutureofWork #ThisIsFine Time to update that LinkedIn with some *serious* coping memes, y’all! 🚀👾💯 Share this chaos before the mainframe detects we’re onto them!