🎉💼🤖 BREAKING: IBM Just Decided to MONETIZE AI 🚀💰 Listen up, folks. IBM is tossing the ol' flip phone of tech strategies aside and shoving AI down the business world’s throat like it’s a TikTok trend that won't die! 🤡🔥 “Cross-enterprise intelligence”? More like “let’s connect all the dots and hope nobody notices we’re just repackaging 2010’s buzzwords.” 😂💀 🔍💡 #FakeQuote from “a source close to our imaginary friend at IBM”: “We didn’t want to just do AI; we wanted to do it while sipping overpriced lattes and calling it ‘operationalizing intelligence’… it sounds fancy, am I right?!” Imagine presenting like “this is fine” while your company is drowning in operational chaos. 📉💩 But hey, stonks! 🚀💸 Some execs will totally vibe with this because they think “operationalizing” sounds like they’re secretly connecting to the Matrix. But let’s be real – this is IBM trying to make “AI” work at their corporate shuffle too. Here’s my hot take for ya: In 5 years, IBM will pivot to AI-powered coffee machines that tell you your life choices are cringe. ☕🤖💔 Get ready to seethe, cope, and meme-ify this madness! 🔥💀✨ #IBMsNewVibeCheck