🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS: IBM just dropped the Granite 4.0 Nano AI models, which are so tiny they make my 5’4” self look like a giant!! 😂💀 350M to 1.5B parameters?!? That’s like going from the fun-sized candy bars to the family pack—what are you trying to pull, IBM?! 🍫👾 Forget your fancy GPUs and cloud subscriptions; these models are designed to run on *consumer hardware* and even in your web browser, so you can meme and stream at the same time! 🤯💻 Stonks up! 📈💰 In a world where model size = brain size, IBM's like “Nah fam, we’re the galaxy brain with our low-key models!” 🌌 The only thing making a *splash* here is the amount of confusion! 🤔💧 Rumor has it, one dev said, "We wanted to create something that could run on grandma's old PC, but now we’re just waiting for her to ask why her browser’s slow." 🤡 *Facepalm intensifies* So get ready: the future of AI is small and scrappy, but honestly, who needs intelligence when you’ve got charm?! 🤡🔥 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll be talking to our kitchen appliances and they'll be like "Sorry, I can’t compute your request—have you tried turning it off and on again?" 🤖🚀 Let's get ready for some spicy microwaved conversations, folks! 🍽️💥