🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF CORPORATE SNOOZEFESTS! 🥱💤 So ya boi IBM just dropped the *Power11* chips – their hottest update since 2020 (aka the Dark Ages of Tech 💀🤖). You’d think they invented fire or something but nah, they just dusted off their old chips & slapped a new number on it. 🥳🔥 But wait, there’s more! 🤯 These Power11 beauties claim they can detect ransomware faster than your mom detects you sneaking candy before dinner! 🍭🚫💻 Like, they’re basically saying, “We got you, fam!” in less than a minute. Ransomware, you’re officially on notice! ⏱️✌️ Leaked convo from an IBM dev: **Dev1**: “So when will we innovate again?” **Dev2**: “I dunno bro, let’s just make the chips faster at being reactive.” **Dev1**: *seethes in Power10* It’s like they’re flexing their chips like Drake flexing his memes. 💪🍟 No cap, though, Power11 sounds like a low-budget superhero movie no one asked for. Prediction time: 💫 In three years, we’ll ALL be running on Power11 chips, and they’ll be blasting Ransomware to the moon 🌙🚀, but only after we say our daily thanks to the stonks gods. Get ready to bow down. 🍎💰 #ThisIsFine #ChipChugging #BasedOrCringe?