💀💻💥BREAKING NEWS: IBM's Power11 Servers Just Dropped – But, Like, Who Even Asked? 🤔🚀 So like, IBM just decided to launch an entire new family of servers called the Power11 (who named this? A toddler?)! It's based on their custom Power11 processor, ‘cause apparently, they think *we* want to feel powerful while our Netflix plans buffer 😤📺. BUT WAIT! There's a plot twist! They say these bad boys will crank out a whopping 55% better core performance. Like, is that even valid? Or are we just taking stonks recommendations from a Magic 8-Ball? 📈🔮👀 “It’s like the servers went to the gym and came back swole!” 🤡 - Imaginary IBM Developer #1 “The marketing team just added another Power to the mix and called it a day. 🤷‍♂️” - Imaginary IBM Developer #2 Also, you can *rent* access to these chips in the cloud too, because who doesn’t want to pay for the privilege of lagging? 🥴💸💨 But let's be real, I only want IBM to bring back those pizza vending machines from the 90s. 🍕💔 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By 2025, we’ll all be using AI-written PowerPoint pitches to sell cloud server technology to our pet goldfish. 🐠🔥💾