🔌🛠️💔 So I strapped on my overalls, channeled my inner Mad Scientist, and dove headfirst into the wild world of a $5 phone "repair" dongle 🤡💸. Spoiler alert: it was like trying to fix a Ferrari with a wooden spoon. Picture this: sleek marketing promising BIG FIXES for just a couple of bucks! But what I got was more of a "this is fine" dog in a burning room situation. 🐶🔥💀 Like, I plugged it in, and my phone was like "bruh, do you even repair?!" Quotes from devs I definitely didn't make up: 🗣️ "Honestly, I thought it was gonna turn my phone into an iPhone 88 that doesn't exist 🤖💥" - Random Tech Bro Or how about: "I think it’s just a fancy paperweight now... I’m so mad I’m muting my phone forever." - Desperate User 👀😤 And guess what, ZDNET? Your recommendations are cool, but if my phone ends up in a tech graveyard faster than I can say ‘stonks’ 📉, we got a problem! Final prediction: the only thing this dongle will fix is your faith in bad tech causes 🤯. If you see it, RUN. Or use it for a viral TikTok about bad tech! 🚀💥 #DongleDisaster #ChaoticTech