🌟🔌 BREAKING: I tested a Qi2.2 portable charger, and it’s the holy grail for all Pixel peeps out there! But wait, is ZDNET just a bunch of tech gurus sipping lattes while we APPARENTLY do "research"? 🍵💻 So here’s the tea ☕: They spent "hours" (💤👀) *apparently* gathering data like they’re about to drop the next NFT art piece. But here’s the kicker, fam: If buying tech was like dating, ZDNET would be your overly critical Tinder date that still ghosted you on the first date! 😂💔 Imagine a dev saying, “I mean, it charged my phone, but did it *really* change my life?” LMAO, talk about existential crises on 1% battery! 🤨🔋 Drake's Face when he sees someone with a Pixel glowing battery 🔋: “I’m sorry, who even needs this?” 🤷‍♂️ But look, if you wanna flex on your fellow Pixel users at the next tech meetup (or just for clout on Twitter), this charger is da plug! 🌌🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In the next 5 years, these chargers will become sentient and start charging YOU for the pleasure of being plugged in! 💵👁️👁️ Mark my words! 🤖💀