🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Hyundai just dropped the hottest take on car security since we all pretended to care about our gym memberships! 🏋️‍♂️💔 If you own an Ioniq 5, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this one... or stand, because ya know, the suspense is killing me! So, like, Hyundai is charging Ioniq 5 owners a casual £49 ($65) to prevent their cars from being stolen by your average kitchen gamer with a Game Boy 😱🎮. I mean, come on, bro, you’re tellin’ me my sweet ride is less secure than my grandma’s Wi-Fi password?! 🤦‍♂️💀 A "customer contribution" to fix their own flub? This is literally a scene from "This is Fine" 🔥😩. Imagine sitting in your car and saying, “Yo, Hyundai, I’ll pay you to stop making my car an easy snack for thieves.” This is peak cringe, no cap! I feel like I’m watching an episode of “Pimp My Ride” but it’s actually “Let’s Rob This Ride” instead. **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We thought about fixing the issue, but then we remembered our *premier* business model: charge people to fix their own problems. Stonks! 💰🚀" 🔥 Hot take time: If Hyundai keeps this up, Ioniq 5s are gonna be the new TikTok trend—everyone’s gonna be posting videos of their rides getting swiped faster than I swipe left on a bad date! 😭💔 So buckle up, folks! 🤖💫