🚨🌌🍕🤑 Hold UP! Are we about to witness the **DEATH of real decentralization**? Welcome to the circus that is Hyperliquid! 🤡💀 So lemme get this straight: a "decentralized" exchange (DEX) built by like, FIVE nerds in a basement, is pulling in BILLIONS in trading volume and drawing in heavyweight investors like they’re some crypto version of the Avengers? 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ Talk about "NOT SO DECENTRALIZED" fam! This is like watching a toddler get on a spaceship 🚀 - *adorable but super concerning* 🤔. Meanwhile, over at Hyperliquid HQ, the devs are like: "Yeah, we totally let the community in! Just... not that part where we control everything. 🤫" Imagine loading up a DEX and realizing it’s less decentralized than your grandma’s 86% stock in a single company (stonks 💰💀). This is fine, though. 🔥 Just, you know, remember to keep your tinfoil hats on, because if you think they’re going to give that power away, cope and seethe! So, what’s our big hot take? In 2025, Hyperliquid will somehow *still* be in control, and they might even *collab with Elon* for a hyper-optimized meme coin launch. This is gonna end up on r/wallstreetbets faster than you can say “pepe the frog” 🐸💎🙌!