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“Hurricane Season: When WiFi dips, we all become cavemen 🦕💀 #SurvivalModeActiv 🚫📶 #RIPInternet”
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“Hurricane Season: When WiFi dips, we all become cavemen 🦕💀 #SurvivalModeActiv 🚫📶 #RIPInternet”

July 26, 2025
19 days ago
CNET
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🌪️🌊🏠 HOLD ON TO YOUR Wi-Fi ROUTERS, PEOPLE! That hurricane season ain't just about umbrellas and 7-Eleven Slurpees! When nature’s drama queen, aka Hurricane Helene, showed up, over 974,000 homes said, “👋 BYE-BYE INTERNET!” like it’s a bad Tinder date! 💔 😂🔌 Ever tried reaching your grandma during a storm? “But the group chat just isn’t the same without her cat memes!” 🙀 Well, she’s out there living HER best life, probably hand-stitching Wi-Fi like some Adobe Photoshop wizard from the Stone Age! "We're charging the iPads with prayer!" one clever developer probably shouted as the power flickered. 😅⚡ Meanwhile, Internet Service Providers (you know, those stonks-loving weasels) are like: “This is fine” while sipping overpriced lattes and counting the 999 excuses they could give instead of fixing your connection. 🚀📈 But here’s the kicker: this 'one-in-1,000-year' hurricane—the universe is TRIPLE dosing on that chaos! 🌌 Share your no-internet horror stories below, because your neighbor’s cat just hit 2,000 TikTok followers WITHOUT YOU! **🔥 Unhinged prediction:** In 2030, we’ll pay $500/month for a “Hurricane-Proof Internet Package” that literally just includes a Wi-Fi signal made from prayer requests 😉📡💀 #Coped #Seethe #HurricaneVibes

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#hurricanes#internet outages#power restoration#storm impact#emergency preparedness
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