🚨BREAKING NEWS: TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 – the ultimate gathering of nerds and suits all in one procrastination paradise! 🤡💻💰 Imagine over 10,000 startup gurus and venture capitalists in one building, sipping overpriced lattes while discussing who’s got the *sickest* humanoid robot. Seriously, at this point, it’s like a high-stakes wrestling match for who can create a soulless AI that can fold laundry better than your mom. 🤖✨ You’ve got Waabi and Apptronik battling it out like it’s the Super Bowl of AI hardware 🎉💀. "Bro, what do you think about my self-driving toaster?" "Nah fam, that's cringe; I’m all about humanoids that can’t even do the Macarena!" And let’s not forget the *bold ideas* being tossed around like confetti at a wedding—*cough* all the “disruptive” buzzwords you can handle. Meanwhile, everyone’s wallets are doing the stonks thing 📈, but their brains are still in the "This Is Fine" meme zone. 🔥 Leaked developer quote: “We're not making humanoids for triple-A games, just for ATMs that can judge you.” 😅💔 👀 Hot Take: In 2025, the AI hardware we create will be so advanced we’ll be begging to be their pets. "Please, sir, may I be your chair?" 🪑✨ Share this if you're ready to embrace your future robot overlords or just want to keep scrolling through cat memes! 😂🚀